![]() 07/27/2017 at 19:41 • Filed to: Fake news | ![]() | ![]() |
I want to celebrate my 3/8-life crisis in the most American way possible: buyin’ shit!
Oh God, I want it.
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Is it a Harley?
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Celeca supra?
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Is it an E91?
I hope it is.
(Bonus if it’s Arctic Metallic)
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Nuh uh. 3nd gen or bust!
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U no me so wel
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If you and jkm buy vehicles in the same week, we’re going to need new Opponauts to rib on.
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I know you’re not buying my Celica. Please don’t let it be another 3 series. It seems like everyone is assimilated sometimes.
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We are going to need to make sure we are still in the same universe if that happens.
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No such thing as a “mid-life crisis.” All it is is a stage in a guy’s life when he realizes he doesn’t have to dump money on kids anymore and can buy the stuff he wants.
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2 door Camry or used Lexus.
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I did say “3/8"!
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What am I? A millionaire?!?
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Oppo has its phases:
Land Cruiser
GX
E9X
Poo
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I Said used. You might have to wait to buy new socks...
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Funny, my wife constantly flips me shit for wearing socks with holes in them.
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Mine throws them out when she thinks I won’t notice. That and my boxers.
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Is it this pretty thing I saw on some Craig guy’s list?
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I saw that ! Too nice for one such as I.
But no, going for something made within the last 35 years this time.
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Except me. Prelude -> TSX -> IS F?
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Uh huh, ok then. I’ll believe it when I see it.
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We can always rib on Scoob for not having a license.