Going to look at a thing on Saturday

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/27/2017 at 19:41 • Filed to: Fake news

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I want to celebrate my 3/8-life crisis in the most American way possible: buyin’ shit!

Oh God, I want it.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 19:43

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Is it a Harley?


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 19:43

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Celeca supra?


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 19:45

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Is it an E91?

I hope it is.

(Bonus if it’s Arctic Metallic)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My bird IS the word
07/27/2017 at 19:46

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Nuh uh. 3nd gen or bust!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/27/2017 at 19:46

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U no me so wel


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 19:47

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If you and jkm buy vehicles in the same week, we’re going to need new Opponauts to rib on.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 19:49

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I know you’re not buying my Celica. Please don’t let it be another 3 series. It seems like everyone is assimilated sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CB
07/27/2017 at 19:57

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We are going to need to make sure we are still in the same universe if that happens.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 20:12

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No such thing as a “mid-life crisis.” All it is is a stage in a guy’s life when he realizes he doesn’t have to dump money on kids anymore and can buy the stuff he wants.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 20:12

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2 door Camry or used Lexus.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jimz
07/27/2017 at 20:14

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I did say “3/8"!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko
07/27/2017 at 20:15

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What am I? A millionaire?!?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove
07/27/2017 at 20:17

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Oppo has its phases:

Land Cruiser

GX

E9X

Poo


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 20:31

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I Said used. You might have to wait to buy new socks...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko
07/27/2017 at 20:33

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Funny, my wife constantly flips me shit for wearing socks with holes in them.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 20:34

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Mine throws them out when she thinks I won’t notice. That and my boxers.   


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 21:10

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Is it this pretty thing I saw on some Craig guy’s list?

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq.
07/27/2017 at 21:21

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I saw that ! Too nice for one such as I.

But no, going for something made within the last 35 years this time. 


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 21:29

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Except me. Prelude -> TSX -> IS F?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/27/2017 at 22:35

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Uh huh, ok then. I’ll believe it when I see it.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > CB
07/28/2017 at 10:45

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We can always rib on Scoob for not having a license.